Portugal? Where is that?

Num táxi em NY...

- Where are you from?
- I'm from Portugal...
- Wow Portugal, that's great! I'd love to go there.
- Oh, you know where Portugal is? Most people around here don't...
- Come on, off course I know where Portugal is... So how are you going to go back to Portugal? By bus?

Juro-vos que o taxista não estava a gozar...